THE ASSETS

"Listen close, you attention-deficit meat-sacks, because I'm only going to explain the inventory once. Forget the discount-bin fantasy trash you're used to seeing in the bargain aisle. Here, we only care about the volatile assets."

What we've cataloged for you are the premium cuts—the biological disasters that make the First Veil a ratings goldmine. Species born from collapsing stars, fueled by the screams of dead goddesses, or held together by literal glitch-code and spite.

Stop wasting my bandwidth. Open the dossiers, study the hardware specs, and pick your favorite disaster before they inevitably get cancelled.