THE SPONSORS

"Alright, you smooth-brained channel surfers, it's time to talk about the entities writing the checks around here. Forget everything you thought you knew about gods, divine beings, and cosmic bureaucracy. The Sponsors are the reason this whole blood-soaked carnival gets airtime."

These are the heavy-hitters—the cosmic venture capitalists with portfolios written in mortal souls and existential dread. Each one has their own agenda, their own domain, and their own very particular set of requirements for the talent.

Study the dossiers, learn the quirks, and for your own sake, pick your patron carefully. The wrong sponsorship deal is a one-way ticket to eternal contractual obligation.